Storytime
Doing the Naked Macarena
Why I would go on a naked cruise again in a heartbeat
My husband and I were relaxing on the top tier of the lido deck when one of the cruise staff started calling from the lower pool area “Time for line dancing!! Come on down! It will be awesome!”
My husband and I rolled our eyes… OMG line dancing. Geez, maybe all cruising truly is for seniors…
Of course, the first song was the macarena. Cue the even bigger eye-roll. And then I thought, Hey, I’ve never done the NAKED macarena!!!
I flew down the steps to the lower area to join in the dance!
Naked macarena, here I come!
A Little Bit of Info Before Continuing
Whenever I say that I went on a naked cruise, there are a few questions everyone asks… so I’d like to answer those for you first.
Yes, there are such things as naked cruises — this one was called “The Big Nude Boat”! But they definitely aren’t about swinging and having kinky sex at sea (well you can… but that’s up to you). These are naturist cruises where 3,500 people gather on a huge Princess Cruise Ship to simply be outside in the sun and be completely naked together.
